Funny Jokes: Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta funny jokes.

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta

Santa in court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Headlights and wipers

After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights

& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Cut workload by 50%

Salesman:This computer will

cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,

I will take two of them:p

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

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