Gang of
SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of
cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they
drank & went away.
Next day
Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Ek dafa sardar
ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank
walo ne car wapas lalya.
Sardar:agar
pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.
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Ek Sardar ne
ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty
hia..
Sardar ne
bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,,
Be,,Main ata hai:
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Ek chor
Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo
tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar:
bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.
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1st sardar
yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd
sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd
sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
sardar:iss k
orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai
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