“God doesn’t exist”
“God doesn’t
exist” – Karl Marx
“Karl Marx
no longer exists” – God
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One shark to the other
One shark to
the other: Look at this surfer – he’s being served just like in a restaurant on
a food-tray and with a napkin
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A blonde with bandaged arm and foot
meets her friend.
A blonde
with bandaged arm and foot meets her friend.
– What
happened to you?
– I was
using a vacuum cleaner and it hit me in the arm
– But why is
your foot bandaged?
– I kicked
it back!
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Hey girl, did anyone tell you that
you look like Marilyn Monroe?
– Hey girl,
did anyone tell you that you look like Marilyn Monroe?
–
Noooooooo!!!!
– That’s
right! ’cause you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger
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We’re all gonna die
– Doctor, I
ate pizza with the expired date of consumption, what’ll happen to me, am I
gonna die?
– Well
everyone is going to die some day, you know….
– Oh my God!
What have I done? Now we’re all gonna die!
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100 year old man
100 year old
man
A
60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:
– Doc, do
you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
– That
depends,” says the doctor. Do you smoke?
– No
– Do you
drink?
– No
– Do you
running after women?
– Of course
not
– Well,
then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?
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Q: Why are there no elephants in
Bollywood?
Q: Why are there
no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can’t
run around trees without knocking them down.
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Teacher: If you are in moon, what
will be your weight
Teacher: If
you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not
be predicted…
Student :
Decrease
Teacher: why
Student :
you will not get good food!!!
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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Colgate se
daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se
majboot karne ka,
Babul se
fresh karne ka..
Aagr fir bhi
safed nhi huye toh..
Bindaas
HARPIC use karne ka….
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7-chiz jb khatam ho jati hai to bahut
taklif hoti hai
7-chiz jb
khatam ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School
Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Net Pack
OR
7. Toilet
Main Pani….. :p
