Funny Hind Whatsapp Message: Ek Dukhi Boss Ki Kahani

Ek Dukhi Boss ki Kahani:

Kal mera Birthday tha, Meri Biwi Bachcho ne mujhe wish

nhi kia...

Mai office gaya kisi ne wish nhi kia....

Mai apne cabin mei gaya Meri

Secretary Romantic style mein boli

"Happy Birthday" sweet Boss. <3

Mujhe boht achcha lga Phir usne mujhe apne Flat Pr bulaya

aur kaha ki aaj mai apko boht khush karne wali hun....

She said:

Mai 2 minutes me Bedroom se aati hun tab tak aap excitment ki tyari ker le....

Kuch deir baad wo 1 boht bade Cake ke sath bahar aayi Us ke peche meri Biwi, Bachche, maa, baap aur pura staff tha....

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Aur mai us BC ke intezar me Sofay per Nanga Leta condom chada rha tha . :'(:'(

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माना कि अब तु मुजे  महोब्बत नहिं करती..!!

लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!!

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भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे....!! 😂😂😂

चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा

ना हो;

वाह वाह!

चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा

ना हो;

और

मोहब्बत ऐसे निभाओ कि बच्चा

ना हो!

🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

हमारी एक मुस्कुराहट पर वो

हमसे सेक्स कर बैठे;

वाह-वाह।

हमारी एक मुस्कुराहट पर वो

हमसे सेक्स कर बैठे;

वो पैंटी पहनने ही वाली थी कि

हम फिर से मुस्कुरा बैठे।

💁💁💁💁💁💁💁💁💁💁

जैसे फूली हुई रोटी कच्ची

नहीं होती;

वैसे ही ब्रा पहनी हुई लड़की

कभी बच्ची नहीं होती;

और

जैसे मगर मच्छ के आंसू कभी

सच्चे नहीं होते;

वैसे मुंह में लंड देने से बच्चे

नहीं होते!

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

लड़की अपनी मर्ज़ी से दे तो प्यार;

दोस्त दिलाएँ तो ऊपहार;

घर वाले दिलाएँ तो संस्कार;

और हम अपने आप ले लें तो

बलात्कार!

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

मैं अकेला ही चला था अपनी

मंजिल के लिए;

अनुभवी लोग मिलते गए और

मैं चूतिया बनता गया!

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पलट कर देख जानेमन,

जिगर मे दम हम भी रखते हैं;

ब्रा में दो बम्ब तुम रखती हो तो

चड्डी मे एक गन हम भी रखते हैं!

🔫💣💣🔫💣💣🔫💣💣🔫

रोये हम इस कदर, उनकी बाहों

में लिपटकर;

कि वो खुद ब्रा उतारकर बोली,

ले दुधु पी ले, और अब चुप कर!

🍼🍶🍼🍶🍼🍶🍼🍶🍼🍶

सेक्स गुरु ने अर्ज़ किया है:

ना चोदो किसी को इतना;

कि उसकी चूत तुम्हारी कमजोरी

बन जाये;

उसे चोदो कुछ इस तरह;

कि तुम्हारे लंड उसके लिए जरूरी

बन जाये!

🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

उस कच्ची कली को चोदने में गांड

से धुआं निकल गया;

हम भी रात भर चोदते रहे;

सुबह देखा तो चूत में कुआँ

निकल गया।

😂😂😂😂

गांड फाड़ joke

गली में जाते हुए भिखारी ने आवाज़ लगायी, भाभी जी, रोटी मिलेगी?

अंदर से आवाज़ आयी: बीवी घर पर नहीं है।

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भिखारी: चूत नहीं मांगी मादरचोद, रोटी तो तू भी दे सकता है।

😂😂

How to Be Funny

Being genuinely humorous and encouraging people to share a laugh together can help make you popular and successful. Humor helps you experience the lighter side of life, bringing happiness to everyone you meet, and it's been recognized as an important part of getting a job. A survey of 737 CEOs found that 98 percent of them favored hiring someone with a sense of humor over someone who didn't. Shrug off your stern self and tickle your funny bone. See Step 1 for more information.

Step 1 :

Developing a Sense of Humor

1.       Learn a little about what makes you laugh.

Laughter itself is unconscious. While it's possible for us to keep ourselves from laughing (not always successfully), it is very hard for us to produce laughter on demand, and doing so will usually seem "forced."[2]Fortunately, laughter is very contagious (we're about 30 times more likely to laugh in the presence of others), and in a social context, it's easy to start laughing when others are laughing.[3]

Studies have shown that three things make us laugh the most: a sense of superiority over someone else behaving "dumber" than us; a difference between our expectation of something and the actual result; or welcome relief from an anxiety.

2.       Learn to laugh in boring or unfunny circumstances.

It's good to know that the less funny a place is, the easier it becomes to add the element of humorous surprise. It might be easier to get people to laugh about an office workplace than to get people to laugh in a comedy club.[5]

This is why The Office, the NBC show, uses an office as its setting: it's about as boring as it gets. They even process paper. How boring is that?! We're not used to looking at an office as a funny place, so when it is funny, it's especially funny.

3         Learn to appreciate witty wordplay and puns.

A lot of the time, comedy comes from linguistic confusion (unintentional) or linguistic playfulness (intentional). We sometimes find things humorous when there's a gap between our words and our meanings.

Freudian slips are linguistic errors that are believed to expose what you were really thinking rather than what you "meant" to say, and are often of a sexual nature.

Witty wordplay is more intentional: "A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion." Or this one, where the words "hockey" and "fight" are switched: "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."

4         Appreciate irony.

There's perhaps nothing in comedy more widely cited but more thoroughly misunderstood than irony. Irony occurs when there is a gap between our expectations of a statement, situation, or image and the actual experience of it.

Comedian Jackie Mason illustrates irony with a joke: "My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."

This joke messes with one of our fundamental expectations: that grandparents are nice, friendly people who are utterly harmless, and that the advice they offer should be sincere.The joke is funny because, in it, we are presented with a grandparent who is rascally, thievish, and double-crossing.

5         Trust in your inner sense of humor.

Being funny doesn't come in a "one-size-fits-all" package. What makes you funny is unique to you and the way you observe the world. Trust that you do have a funny bone; as babies we laugh from 4 months of age, and all children express humor naturally from kindergarten age, using humor to entertain themselves and others. It's already in you – you just need to bring it out!

Source :   Funny Jokes